I decided from
quite a young age that i am definetly going to have this lucky gentlemans
children, he is so beautiful, he is a god of the sex variety.

No-one ever has the faintest bloody idea who he is but he is beautiful and so deserves to be here.

Admittedly he
is not a conventional beauty, but no-one can deny the sexual magnetic pull of
muzzy, I am having his children too and am praying they inherit the hairy green
gene to ensure a further generation of gorgeousness,

Ahh, my
boyfriend, and his internationally renound impression of a cod, which as i'm
sure you'll agree is incredibly erotic.

Is there any
need for words? I think not.

Everybody's favorite
snail

My namesake,
I'm pleased to say I have inherited the same good looks and sugar addiction.